4 Easy Steps To Installing a Security System In Your Home!
1) Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots and two giant dog dishes.
2) Place the boots on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3) Put two giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Big Jake, Duke, Sam and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the dogs, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of em’ in the house. Better wait outside.